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I Fucked Your Wife Poem

I fucked your wife and then
I fed her fast food is a 50 cent
lyric I find funny yes
I’m a little misogynistic, it’s
a flaw, I’m working on it.
I’m also very selfish and
write embarrassing poems.
I also covet what
rich people have and hate
doing the dishes. I also
hate Ohio and these are
my sins, now and at the hour
of my death, I would like
to be wearing this lousy t-shirt

                                                  9 August 2003